“Fuck, what a day…” I had just walked through the side door after doing landscaping in a friend of my parents’ backyard. I had started the landscaping for a drainage creek around 7 AM and when I left at 4 PM, the work still wasn’t finished. I was going to have to come back tomorrow.
I lived in an area full of old people, and many of them had husbands who had passed away, leaving them single. Before you (the reader) get any ideas, no, I (CaptainCaption) was not trying to sleep with any of these widows aged 50 and above. I liked somewhat older women, but that age group was more than a little too far away from my o
Instant cat girls
One day, Jeff and Zack were so excited after they have received an SMS message that their shipment will arrive soon. Jeff was browsing around the internet the other day and he found a website that promised him for an instant cat girl to come to his home. He couldn't believe what he read and for a great deal too! If he buys one he gets one for free!
And that's what the 2 are waiting for, their instant cat girl's arrival. Jeff and Zack jolted off the couch once they heard the door bell ring. They opened the door to see no one there.
Zack: "is this a joke?"
Jeff: "hey look down!"
They both looked down to see a medium sized
The crates line the dock like sentinels, waiting to board the ship. Each one has some necessary supply – fruit, eggs, toiletries, and the like – all necessary parts of life on an island. I suppose since Paradise island is pretty much isolated from the rest of the world otherwise, they have to load the ships up with supplies for the residents every time they ship over a boat full of tourists.
For me, these crates are more than survival gear. They are my ticket to the island! As a college student, there was simply no way I could afford an actual ticket to the island of every man’s dream. But nothing was to stop me from crawli